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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.

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anus:

tbh emojis should become a new language
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pirachu:

fun fact: asexual awareness week is abbreviated aaw because all asexuals are cute

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unexplained-events:

Drawn by a paranoid schizophrenic patient in an asylum.
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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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neckiedeep:

takethistoyournewtab:

neckiedeep:

stereotypical pop punk kid bedroom post

I don’t think I’d have Smiths in there though

do you know how many pop punk kids like the smiths????it’s a shit ton.
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