CatchMyHeart
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hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
babylizard um-larry-and-stuff
mequka imwatchingyoumate
unicomb everythingwithinmyheart
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crunchier annulet

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

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samandriel everythingwithinmyheart
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heroine-heroin:

necpd:

Floorboards//Real Friends


Im not gonna lie
necpd heroine-heroin
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fupa-slam:

holy fuck what’s this dudes 40 time
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just-a-typicalgirl mystical-waterfall
craicthatniall niallhoranhasthat1thing

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

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rock-quote:

Rock Quotes
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imwatchingyoumate:

lamorbidezza:

Make-up at Ter et Bantine Fall 2014 

that happens to me when i attempt to wing my eye liner too
lamorbidezza imwatchingyoumate